The Soapbox Kid is now 10 years old and, like all good parents, we are making her watch 80’s movies in an attempt to make her childhood as good as ours. Emma will be here reviewing all of your 80’s favorites, with the exception of some rated R movies that she is too young for. You remember when I said we were good parents, right?
Did you like this movie? Yes!
Who was your favorite character? The guy who got his tongue stuck to the pole?
Why him of all people? Because he was funny.
Was that your favorite part? Pretty much...
What do we call kids dumb enough to stick their tongue to a frozen pole? I can’t say that word or I’d get a soap to my mouth
Does this movie make you want to say a swear word? ....kinda
Which one would you pick? I don’t know!!!
Good answer, that was a trick question.
Is is this your favorite Christmas movie now? ummm...maybe? I think it is, I really liked it a lot, it was very good.
Do you think that bully had it coming? Yeah he did!!!
What curse words do you think Ralphie was saying when he was punching him? I’m not answering that!
Smart, that was another trick question. I feel like you want to put soap in my mouth!
What are you getting me for Christmas? None of your business!
Is is it a leg lamp? Ha! No, it’s not.
Ok, I love you. Love you too!!
Stephen Balding is the founder of Cinema Soapbox. You can contact him at email@example.com