I know that several of you out there have kids and you are not sure if you should take them to see certain movies. Well you are in luck because I have an 8 year old daughter that I love taking to the movies and she is here to answer all of your kid movie questions. Here is Emma, answering a series of questions about Trolls, which I took her to on Saturday afternoon.
Did you like the movie? Yes.
What was your favorite part? I liked it when the Trolls saved Bridget and made the rest of the Bergen's happy.
Who was your favorite character? Princess Poppy and Branch and Guy Diamond.
How do you like a troll that is named Guy Diamond who is auto-tuned and poops glitter as a defense mechanism? Ummm...because he poops glitter and I love glitter.
I can't believe you fell right into the poop glitter propaganda trap from the studio. How is it a trap?
It's a trap because they don't want to spend any time or money writing a real joke, so they just add a character that poops glitter. THAT'S AWESOME!
Sigh. This movie was rough on me to get through. That's not surprising.
Why do you say that? Because normally when I talk you into seeing a kids movie that I really want to see, then you sometimes fall asleep.
Would you see it again? Yes, yes, yes, yes, definetely yes!!!!
I love you, sweetie. I love you too daddy!
Stephen Balding is the founder of Cinema Soapbox. You can contact him at firstname.lastname@example.org